if i can run in heels then i can drive
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
My feet surprised me
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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