Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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