My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
one might say we're banned from that church
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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