At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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