He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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