I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
I wish you could order shots online.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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