i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Randomize
