I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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