you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
home. puking in laundry basket.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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