So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
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One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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