we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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