do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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