That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Randomize
