I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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