i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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