it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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