I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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