nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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