i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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