dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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