and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
What drink are we having for lunch?
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Randomize
