They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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