can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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