I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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