butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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