You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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