you traded sex for a burrito?
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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