also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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