Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
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