I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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