Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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