Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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