Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
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