oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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