Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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