So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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