Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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