You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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