why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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