Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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