I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
no. you can't hotbox the world.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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