Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
it was like his penis was on wheels.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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