Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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