its not stalking. its research.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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