if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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