who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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