Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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