she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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