yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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