There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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