Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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