Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
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