she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
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