Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
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