Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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