so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
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