I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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