After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
he fucked my hip out of place.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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